🌙 LATE NIGHT MODE ACTIVATED — THE CLOWN IS WATCHING 🌙
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Talk To
The Clowns.

One inbox — [email protected]. Pick a topic below and we'll prefill the subject line. We're a small distributed team; no separate departments to bounce through.

🎪 Pick A Topic

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Support

App not connecting? Server issues? Setup questions? This is the line. We try to respond within 24 hours on weekdays.

✉️ Email Support
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Bug Report

Found a bug? Include: Android version, app version, what you did, what broke. Screenshots help. Crash IDs help more.

✉️ Email Support
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Privacy / Data Request

Data subject requests, GDPR / CCPA inquiries, deletion requests. Processed within 30 days as required by law.

✉️ Email Support
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Legal

Subpoenas, takedown notices, DMCA, court orders. Note: as a no-log provider we usually have nothing to produce.

✉️ Email Support
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Security Disclosure

Found a vulnerability? Responsible disclosure here. We acknowledge within 48 hours and aim to fix critical issues within 7 days.

✉️ Email Support
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Press & Partnerships

Media requests, partnership ideas, "we want to give you money to put a billboard up". The fun corner.

✉️ Email Support

🎪 Before You Email

Most support questions are already answered. Check these first — you'll often save yourself a 24-hour wait:

🛟 Help Center

Setup, troubleshooting, verification guides.

🚫 No-logs policy

Detailed breakdown of what we collect — and don't.

🔒 Privacy policy

Full data-handling policy. The legal version.

🗑️ Delete data

Request deletion of any data we hold about your install.

🎪 Response Time SLA

We're a small team. Honest expectations:

Topic First reply Resolution target
Support~24 hours (weekdays)72 hours
Bug Report~48 hoursDepends on severity
Privacy / Data Request~5 business days30 days (legal max)
Security Disclosure~48 hours7 days for critical
Legal~5 business days
Press / PartnershipsWhen we get to it

🎪 No Boring Address

ClownVPN is a small, distributed operation. There is no physical office to visit and no mailing address. Everything runs through [email protected].

It's faster than mail. It's also our only channel.