The most expensive mainstream VPN vs the most free one. ExpressVPN is good. It's also $99/year. Here's when that premium is worth it and when it isn't.
ExpressVPN wins on coverage (105 countries), reconnect reliability (Lightway), audit history, and platform breadth. ClownVPN wins on being free, on requiring no account, and on not asking for $99 upfront. If you only need US-based encryption on Android, that's a real $99 gap with no functional payoff.
ExpressVPN is the premium positioning in the consumer VPN market. Founded in 2009, currently owned by Kape Technologies, headquartered in the British Virgin Islands. They're slick — the website is polished, the apps are well-designed, support is responsive, and they invested heavily in custom protocol work (Lightway) and RAM-only infrastructure (TrustedServer). Their reputation among reviewers is "the VPN you buy when you stop caring about price."
ClownVPN is the opposite hypothesis: that the core VPN tunnel is commoditized, that AES-256 doesn't get more secure when wrapped in branding, and that a single ad on app-open can fund the whole operation for users who don't need 105 countries of routing. Where ExpressVPN bundles features into a premium tier, we ship one tier with everything in it.
| Plan | ClownVPN | ExpressVPN |
|---|---|---|
| Monthly | $0 | $12.95 |
| 6-month | $0 | ~$9.99/mo |
| 1-year plan | $0 | ~$6.67/mo ($99.95) |
| 2-year plan (with promo) | $0 | ~$4.99/mo |
| Free tier | All features, unlimited | None (7-day trial only) |
| Money-back | Not applicable | 30 days |
ExpressVPN is the most expensive of the big-three (Express, Nord, Surfshark). The 2-year promo gets it competitive with Nord, but you're locked in. ClownVPN's "lock-in" is uninstalling the app, which takes 5 seconds.
| Feature | 🤡 ClownVPN | ExpressVPN |
|---|---|---|
| Server locations | 6 US meme servers | 105 countries, 160+ locations |
| Default protocol | WireGuard | Lightway (proprietary, audited) |
| OpenVPN support | Yes | Yes |
| Kill switch (Network Lock) | Yes (on by default) | Yes |
| Split tunneling | Yes (Android per-app) | Yes |
| RAM-only servers | Yes | Yes (TrustedServer) |
| Audited no-logs | Not yet (planned) | Yes (KPMG, Cure53) |
| Threat Manager / ad block | No | Yes |
| Aircove router | No | Yes (their own hardware) |
| Simultaneous devices | No account = no device limit | 8 |
| iOS / Windows / macOS / Linux | Android only (others coming) | All |
| Browser extensions | No | Yes |
| Smart DNS (MediaStreamer) | No | Yes |
ExpressVPN built Lightway from scratch (using wolfSSL as a cryptographic backbone). It's open-source, audited, and specifically optimized for mobile network handoffs — the kind where you walk out of a coffee shop and your phone switches from WiFi to cellular. Lightway reconnects faster than WireGuard does in those scenarios.
That said: WireGuard reconnects fast enough that most users won't notice. Lightway's advantages are real but narrow. Both protocols provide modern, peer-reviewed cryptography. The choice between them is mostly about which company built the implementation, not which protocol is "stronger".
Our take: WireGuard is the right default for ClownVPN because it has the broader ecosystem, more independent audits at the protocol level (not just one company's implementation), and cleaner integration with Android's VPN APIs.
In 2021, Kape Technologies acquired ExpressVPN for $936 million. Kape, formerly known as Crossrider, has a history that predates their VPN-focused pivot. Crossrider's adware business was the source of malware distribution complaints in the mid-2010s. Since the rebrand, Kape has acquired multiple VPN brands (Private Internet Access, CyberGhost, Zenmate, ExpressVPN) plus several VPN review sites — which raises conflict-of-interest questions about reviews of their own products.
ExpressVPN's position is that they operate independently within Kape, maintain their audit cadence, and that the engineering team has continuity from pre-acquisition. The audit reports continue to come out clean. If you trust the audit process, the ownership doesn't change much in practice. If you don't, Mullvad and IVPN are the independently-owned paid alternatives.
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